Like your cool aunt who insists on constantly reminding you that she too was young once, Utah senator Orrin Hatch wants you to know that he “gets” weed. In fact, he’s so familiar with it that it’s totally cool for him to make drug puns — even in a Senate bill press release!
“High time,” “into the weeds,” “strains,” “to be blunt,” “roll out,” “joint effort,” “high hopes,” “kumbaya moment:” by my count, that’s 8 puns. Should’ve gone for 412 more.
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